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The Slice #10
from your friendly, neighborhood pizza joint

What's up pizza people?!? This is The Slice, the newsletter with a more loyal following than extra sharp ginger brandy. What you KNEAD to know:
Because... WISCONSIN!!!
The Big Cheese
Behind the Scenes
That Wisconsin Meme
BECAUSE... WISCONSIN!
THE GREATEST STATE IN THE UNION - WE'LL FIGHT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES
In case you hadn't noticed, we love Wisconsin - it's home for everyone involved with this newsletter. We're going to use this edition to highlight the weird and wonderful things we love about the Dairy State!
TAILGATINGYou may have noticed that we're, ahem, passionate about our food and our booze, and you wouldn't be wrong. Tailgating is a magical way to combine those two pastimes with the third prong of the Wisconsin holy trinity: SPORTS! Like, yeah, we wanna see the Packers/Brewers/Badgers play (kinda tough to tailgate for a Bucks game), but we also want to eat nineteen different kinds of dips and have a few beers at 10:30 in the morning. Tailgating takes these normally frowned-upon behaviors and makes them socially acceptable, and for that, we are eternally grateful. Whether you're arguing over important issues (Favre or Rodgers?) or REALLY important issues (boil your brats in beer before or after you grill 'em?), tailgating brings the community together in a safe space: a giant parking lot. Keep up the great work, tailgating!

I don't think I've ever seen the first inning of a Brewers game
THE BIG CHEESE
Rush Creek-a-leek
Every fall, all the true cheese freaks get extremely excited about a very limited drop - Uplands Cheese's Rush Creek Reserve. This absolute banger is produced only during the changing of the seasons, using the freshest possible milk from one specific herd of cows (this allows them to control exactly what and where the cows graze on). This makes for an insanely smooth, savory, sweet, subtly grassy cheese with a texture like custard and a taste that will literally blow your mind. If you ever have the opportunity to get your hands on some, trust us: DO IT. We've got our allotment for the year, now we just need to decide what to do with it!
TODAY'S ISSUE OF THE SLICE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: SUPPER CLUBS!
Is there a better way to dine, especially when you're up north? Hell no! Belly up to the bar, put your order in, and suck down a couple of Old Fashioneds before dinner even starts! You don't even have to think about what to order: If it's Friday, get the Fish Fry, and if it's Saturday, get the Prime Rib, extra horseradish. Don't fill up on the relish tray, cuz you still need to hit the salad bar before dinner. Speaking of which, why do supper clubs always have the best ranch dressing in the world? Is the secret ingredient fresh buttermilk, or is it love? On to dinner, where you can wash down an ogre-sized portion of food with a few more Old Fashioneds. Stumble out into the fresh night air, sated and satisfied. All this, at EXTREMELY reasonable prices. Supper Clubs kick so much ass it shouldn't be legal. Find your own spot, or try one of our favorites - you can't go wrong!

Country roads... Take me home... To the place... I belooooong...
BEHIND THE SCENES
Wood-Fired State of Mind
Hey, remember when we told you guys that pizza robots were the future? Well, it seems like Jay-Z agrees with us. He's throwing his $ (and his clout) behind Stellar Pizza, which is launching this fall at USC. You can't knock the hustle!

That machine is gonna have to answer to the Bey-hive if it screws up any orders...
REFERRAL
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Personalized Referral Card
THAT WISCONSIN MEME

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How'd we do on today's email?
🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 KILLING IT!
🍕🍕🍕 good, could've been a little crispier
🍕 ew, David!
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That's a wrap for today - see ya next week!
keep it cheesy, Andrew "Hot Sauce" Miller | Joe "Doughboy" Lowery | Kelsey "Slice Slice Baby" Herrera
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